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Old 17th February 2010, 22:28   #21
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man this guitar stuff is hard.
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Old 17th February 2010, 22:35   #22
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these records have the flavor of my cock on them. 45's
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Old 17th February 2010, 22:42   #23
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Fuckin lol Hawk tried to jump in broad bashing and chirping crickets drowneded him out.

Dude yer an underwear model married to an underwear model. STFU and go watch Zoolander


Wait do t you hav like 5 waterhead kids? That's gotta be a pain. I hope you still get some ass. <~~~ notice I just said ass in a non gender specific way

not to be a dick but don't you think your situation is just a little differntet than so e redneck who makes goby moonshine for your car?

Cuz there's a reason in there. So ewhere
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Old 18th February 2010, 00:19   #24
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Fuckin lol Hawk tried to jump in broad bashing and chirping crickets drowneded him out.

Dude yer an underwear model married to an underwear model. STFU and go watch Zoolander

There you go ripping Hawky a new asshole!

Wait, he might need a new one by now...
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Old 18th February 2010, 00:26   #25
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Zoolander rocks. Thanks, Carol.
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Old 18th February 2010, 10:46   #26
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man this guitar stuff is hard.

It gets easier. Just keep at it.
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Old 18th February 2010, 13:10   #27
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man this guitar stuff is hard.

why I am drummer
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Old 18th February 2010, 13:51   #28
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Dude yer an underwear model married to an underwear model. STFU and go watch Zoolander

He's the only underwear model I've ever seen who's more hirsute than an Armenian gorilla wearing a wool sweater.
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Old 18th February 2010, 13:54   #29
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man this guitar stuff is hard.

Change your level from Expert to Hard and play the warm-up songs. That gets rid of the orange fret button. Also, at the song selection menu, select bass instead of lead and it gets much easier.
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Old 18th February 2010, 14:33   #30
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Old 18th February 2010, 15:18   #32
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He's the only underwear model I've ever seen who's more hirsute than an Armenian gorilla wearing a wool sweater.

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Old 24th February 2010, 23:53   #33
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fuckin rad i can play house of the rising sun.



really slow.


with horrible sounding f chord. (i blame the really worn frets. would new ones help since i'm probably gonna have it refinished anyway?)








rock. star.



shit this is gonna take a while.
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Old 25th February 2010, 07:43   #34
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The secret behind every good guitarist is hookers and blow. You need more hookers and blow.
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Old 25th February 2010, 09:24   #35
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Don't we all?
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Old 25th February 2010, 11:13   #36
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fuckin rad i can play house of the rising sun.



really slow.


with horrible sounding f chord. (i blame the really worn frets. would new ones help since i'm probably gonna have it refinished anyway?)








rock. star.



shit this is gonna take a while.

Its not the frets its your womanly finger muscles and tender skin on your fingers, keep after it a bit and one day you will be a man.
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Its not the frets its your womanly finger muscles and tender skin on your fingers, keep after it a bit and one day you will be a man.

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Its not the frets its your womanly finger muscles and tender skin on your fingers, keep after it a bit and one day you will be a man.

Or he could take the pussy way out and use the non-bar F, but...
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Old 25th February 2010, 11:18   #39
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